How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War