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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!