How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "