What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Including dirty nursery rhymes.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.