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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

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Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.