What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

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With a firm handshake.

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A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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It was raining cats and dogs

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!