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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!