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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!