What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!