Urn Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.