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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.