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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.