What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Racism has many faces

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.