What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.