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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.