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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!