What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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