What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.