What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.