Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.