Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo