Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.