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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.