How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

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What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.