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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.