How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

Because, only whites are racist.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.