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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.