How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.