What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.