What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.