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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four