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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four