What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.