What do paper towels call their family?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do paper towels call their family?

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