What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.