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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

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What do paper towels call their family?

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car