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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin