What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.