Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.