What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.