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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car