What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN