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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.