What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car