What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car