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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.