What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.