What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.