Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.