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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.