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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.