Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.