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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.