What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor