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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)