What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)