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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.