What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.