What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.