What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

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