What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

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Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.