Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice