Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.