Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
So they have something to do in the afternoon.
They go on peck-nics!
A disobedient slave.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Corpell tunnel syndrome
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
I replied, "Hello "
Everything " I replied
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
They don't have salons in the jungle!
To keep the pig in one piece.
Kermit the Frog's finger
Unfertillized
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
A garbage truck
They come out at night!
He saw stars.
Kurt and Rod.
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
At a crow bar.
To the Allahu Akbar