Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's