Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar