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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.