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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.