Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Cut off his hands

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!