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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.