The Back Hand
Because he's Haydn!
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
All rice, all rice, all rice
Bok Bok Bok CHOY