Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.