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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.