Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands