Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.