Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.