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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.