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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.