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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.