Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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Nyetflix!

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Looks like we got a tail.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!