Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!