Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Where does a Russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.