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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!