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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.