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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.