What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden