What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden