Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.