Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.