Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en