Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)