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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.