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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.