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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.