What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

What three words will emasculate any man?

Hold my purse.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.