What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.