A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
Because she was a private tutor
When you can burp and taste it.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
In case he got a hole in one.
Because it was a play on words.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
He got a hole in one
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.