A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Because he was Snowden.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Ice melt it.
That you to fart.
Because the woodpecker.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
It's because they don't know the words.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Me: I peed my pants.
They were too constricting.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
