A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
They both got their fur low.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A private tutor
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
A Rastafarian Proctologist
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
BOO jeans.
No ballroom.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
