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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.