What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.