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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between racism and Chinese?

Racism has many faces

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.