One's organized.
You can unscrew a light bulb!
Rick Grimes has two I's....
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.