What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.