What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.