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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.