One's organized.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
So he could organize his crime
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
All that backstabbing was too much for him.