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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.