When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "