When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it