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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper