When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.