Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.