Negotiate Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy