Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
The Crimea River
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
A large pizza can feed a family of four
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because she was his sole mate.
It was armed.
Because they don't have chairs.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
It gets jalapeno face.
Crimea River
The Crimea River.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
