Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing