Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!