Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Because he had a vowel movement.
With stick e-tape.
5 minutes talk to wife.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
The ones with Jam in
Eso si que es.
Correctly.
Because he always uses the force.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.