Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
E-bae...
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
Def Leppard
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
Eruptile dysfunction.