What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.