He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Root Beer Floats!
She got a Zebra.
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
It's Christmas, Eve!
A tennis ball!
Cause they're dead!
Because you should never drink and derive.
Because that might be your bike
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
The balls drop.
A picket fence.
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
The harder you hit it the more English you get
A double!
A poultry-geist.
Underwear Replenishment
