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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.