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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.