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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.