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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!