What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!