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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.