Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.