Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.