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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000