Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia