When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
North West
Wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
Easter
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
Bruce Jenner
Because the pedals fell off.
A sub-woofer!!!
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Omelette
A small Buddhist.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Because they know all the short cuts!
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Annoy it.
Never mind, I figured it out.
Pennsylvania
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
