Kanye West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!