When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
North West
Wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
Easter
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
They know how to raise the roof.
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
Orphans.
O Cristor Redundant
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because they finish each other's sentences
Because they get lost at C!
Because they can't elope.
Tell her she's pregnant.
A notebook has papers.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
