Kanye West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

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A ghost boat.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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He felt his presents.

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You have diafetus

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it