When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
North West
Wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
Easter
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
It takes only one nail to hang the photo
Shellfies
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Because it scares the dog.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Stamps!
Pillow fight!
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
