When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
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North West
Yeasty
Wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
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Easter
Will i marry you?
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
They weren't thinking straight.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Coloured scrambled eggs
Bunnies squirm too much.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Moonbeams.
They can never find the "any" key.
It's over, man.
North West.
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.