When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
North West
Wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
Easter
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
Ya know what Just screw it.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Cantaloupe...
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
One of them is actually wanted!
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Life eventually ends.
