Kanye West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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