Kanye West Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

Rant Jokes More Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.