How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them