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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.