One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A caterpillar!
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
AAA
They both got accepted to Yale.
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.