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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.