How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!