How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.