How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.