One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
I do.
A mammoth
It's a secret!
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Good mourning.
We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Lake Flaccid
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Because that's where the mini apple is!