What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.