Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.