Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.