Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh