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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!