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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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I met a knight

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The balls are just for decoration.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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They cantelope.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Coach

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Pumpkin

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A pumpkin!

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.