Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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They couldn't fined him.

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He ran out of little boys

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He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Namaste

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Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.