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Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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