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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!