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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!