Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.