Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.