Because Happy Hour ended.
Anything to ease the pain.
To forget
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
When you repost it.
Because it was charged with battery.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
A Man of many Cultures
A pair of ducks.
It was happy hour.
He was Travelling Light
Because the photon was incoherent.
