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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.