Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.