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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good