Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c