Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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London Jokes More London Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

5 Hour Jokes More 5 Hour Jokes

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.