Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

London Jokes More London Jokes

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving