What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant