Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
A log!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
On television!
Rhino horn
Used Tampons
The elephants are using them as tampons
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
She pulled some strings.
Let's knot.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
They can't get their trunks off...