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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.