What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....