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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!