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How do you milk sheep?

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.