How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool