How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac