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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.