How do you milk sheep?

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb